I would like to thank that cock sucker Fred Myers for not voting for me. I didn't want his lousy ass vote anyway. And I didn't want any of you people to vote for me either so I'm glad you didn't. In fact, I was so fed up by all you no good two timing bastards that I didn't even vote for myself - which probably cost me the election since I was running unopposed.
I didn't want to be dog catcher in this town anyhow.
Richard Nixon III
Shrevesport
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