Friday, January 05, 2007

Neighborhood

Sirs:

This county has begun a Gestapo like assault on dissent. My politically active neighbors have been ripped from their homes in the middle of the night by jackbooted thugs, never to be seen again. My young nephew was seen reading "subversive" material in our library and he has disappeared, with no help from authorities in finding him, according to my sister and brother-in-law. And one of my co-workers, Sara Smith, was summarily fired and then dragged away when some of her anti-Government poetry was discovered. Reports are that she has been held and tortured repeatedly.

I have no problem with any of this. I can't stand my neighbors, my nephew was a little creep and while I liked Sara, quite frankly, her poetry stunk. Was it bad enough to warrant torturing to death? Yeah..it was that bad.

So while I have a lot of good to say about our County Executive and the legislators of both parties, it disturbs me to say that we still need a proper streetlight on the Corner of Maple and 4th Ave. It takes forever to get through the intersection from the North end, as some people do NOT know how a stop sign works in this state. Could someone please look at this problem soon?

Sincerely,
Viola Weddington

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